A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, Linux, and Android

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Free yourself of the lowly paddle and become something greater.

 Petty Theft Paddles is a "open world" game that takes place in a discount arcade compilation. Take a ride in the paddle, the ball, the numbers, etc. There is even a main quest so you can feel like you're accomplishing something while you mess around with stuff.

Pro tip: You need to be inside an object (e.g. paddle, ball, UFO) before you can return to reality.

Asset sources are available in the "attribution.md" file.

Windows

  • Download ptp_jam_win_x.x.x.zip
  • Decompress
  • Open ptp\runme.bat

Controls

  • Movement: WASD
  • Action: Spacebar
  • Transcend Reality:  Enter

Technical

This is a Sega Genesis/Mega Drive rom packaged with the Ares emulator. If you're having issues you might want to check out the different settings available with Ares or else use a different emulator.

MD

Download ptp_x.x.x.bin

This is a Sega Genesis/Mega Drive rom. It should work on real hardware using a flash cart or in emulation. I recommend Genesis Plus GX. 

Controls

  • Movement: D-Pad
  • Action: C
  • Transcend Reality:  Start
More information

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Click download now to get access to the following files:

attribution.md 427 bytes
ptp_1.1.0.bin 3.1 MB
ptp_jam_win_1.1.2.zip 8.4 MB

Development log

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Scrawny186 days ago

Had an absolute blast figuring this one out, what a trip. Definitely stands out. Not sure if there's more to the game after the big bomb, I was left with a bunch of empty screens and couldn't find anything else to do

Was sad it was over/10

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Safety Stoat Studios186 days ago(+1)

Thanks so much! Yeah, it has sort of a bleak ending. Hoping to add more stuff to do after the jam

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